After nearly 250 years of their classic motto: “Liberty and Independence”, Delaware state officials have decided to put it to rest.  They are looking for something with “more zing” and “more relevance to today’s standards and interests”.

I hacked into the state office’s computer system and discovered a list of potential state slogans.

Here they is!

Delaware: Dela-Whoa!

Delaware: Our Public Libraries Carry Spin Magazine

Delaware: The Dave Matthews Band Did a Show in Wilmington Once

Delaware: E.T. the Extra Terrestrial Should Have Been Filmed Here

Delaware: Our Panera Bread Establishments Have Better Beverage Selections

Delaware: We Got Some Pretty Bad Ass Roller Coasters

Delaware: 76% White, But 100% Awesome

Delaware: Homeless People Do Not Bathe In Our River, That’s Gross

Delaware: Brother Of Tupperware (Ha! Ha!)

Delaware: Land Mine Free Since 1986

Delaware: You Can’t Limbo Under Our Low Crime Rate

Delaware: Home of the Fancy Toilet Museum

Delaware: Stop Calling Us ‘Maryland’s Toupee’

Delaware: We Got The Hottest Deals On Microscopes!