2012
01.11

The New Internet Meme?

2012
01.11

 

January 11, 2012.

I’ve decided to grow a beard again.  Partly because most of the girls I’m attracted to on OKCupid.com say that they are into beards (because I need to get laid, not that I don’t but because I am a nymphomaniac, which in street terms means ‘cool, legal sex offender’).  Also partly because 2012 is a new year, and it’s time for a new ‘me’. I’m tired of looking like a boy.  I want to look like a fucking man!

If people have a problem with me growing a beard, they can go to fucking hell!

But here, at current, is my beard.  I’m at my work desk, wearing my pink t-shirt with the Zenith logo on it (I bought it online fyi).  I am reminded of the lead singer of Winger.  Or Lorenzo Lamas.  You know? Not a full beard, not a five o’clock shadow, but something just right.

Stay tuned for Day 2!

2012
01.11

I’m excited beyond all shit that the next episode of Hyperchuckle FM will be up and running by the week’s end!  It’s funnier than at least the first 2 episodes combined! It’s gotten better, I shall say that.

Please check out the previous 3 episodes of my podcast, Hyperchuckle FM!

http://hyperchucklefm.podbean.com/