January 11, 2012.
I’ve decided to grow a beard again. Partly because most of the girls I’m attracted to on OKCupid.com say that they are into beards (because I need to get laid, not that I don’t but because I am a nymphomaniac, which in street terms means ‘cool, legal sex offender’). Also partly because 2012 is a new year, and it’s time for a new ‘me’. I’m tired of looking like a boy. I want to look like a fucking man!
If people have a problem with me growing a beard, they can go to fucking hell!
But here, at current, is my beard. I’m at my work desk, wearing my pink t-shirt with the Zenith logo on it (I bought it online fyi). I am reminded of the lead singer of Winger. Or Lorenzo Lamas. You know? Not a full beard, not a five o’clock shadow, but something just right.
Stay tuned for Day 2!