That’s more like it! I’m currently John Landis-ing it up right now with my cute little beard! It’s sooooo cuuuuute I want to name it Dr. Wiggles and keep it in a cage with fresh hay and give it nothing but kisses and hugs and feed it little yogurt pellets and take it to Sears for cute Sears-style photos!
In other words, I like my beard. Now walk away.